A joke someone sent me...
How to deal with Peace Activists
With the current war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists"
who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating
against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, the
Bali attacks and those who support terror. These activists may be
alone or in a gathering... most of us don't know how to react to
them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their
rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike
up a
conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas.
They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking
the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence.
They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to
religious to humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them
in the nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very
angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only
brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this
matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent
approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and
negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they
really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are
correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them
much harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the
idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an
unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of
people. It is
unacceptable and must be dealt with, perhaps at a high cost.
We owe our military a huge debt for what they are doing for us and
our children (or future children). We must support them and our
leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike
back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose. Lesson
over, class dismissed!
ha, this is really funny....
Note. I am neither pro or against the war in Iraq... 
